[Look at her. She's a beast. She's fearless. She rolls around the sheets and onto her paws, arching her back to make herself bigger and hopping in the mouse's direction in a very unintimidating manner.

He loves her. If anything came from this experience, at least it involved getting a cat.]

Mmm. Spyder. It has its charms, yes, but it sounds like a sort of electronic toy you'd see advertised on a children's network. [Something "dark" and "edgy" for the children who were violently opposed to anything light and fun.] Have you considered...

[...

Huh.]

...actually, I'm drawing a blank. Spyder it is.