IC Contact [ryslig]

[catphishing]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, OLIVER. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 142.58.303.67 *** oliver has joined 142.58.303.67 <oliver> So this is my private channel. <oliver> Talk to me?

Current Usernames

<trashpanda>
<mothman>
<oliver>
<deBricassart> (anon)

Former Usernames

<creepypasta>

Throwaways

<zx01r3z>
<tfk>

Changeling Throwaways

Comments

<oliver>

[catphishing]

What if it isn't?
You won't know unless you try it.

<jaded>

[fourthsaken]

okay, but i'm gonna make sure he's not a weirdo first. and if this goes terribly you owe me.

<oliver>

[catphishing]

Deal.
Do you want me to be at the store around when he's supposed to be meeting you?
We don't have to make it super obvious.
You could pretend I'm just another customer or that I work for you.
We could have a code word in case you decide you don't want to go and I'll have an excuse ready to get you out of it.

<jaded>

[fourthsaken]

no, it's okay. i can handle it.

<oliver>

[catphishing]

Are you sure? I don't mind.

[Also he kind of wants to know what this dude looks like.]

<jaded>

[fourthsaken]

you're not gonna say anything or do anything weird or embarrass me?

<oliver>

[catphishing]

I won't even talk to him if you don't want me to.

<jaded>

[fourthsaken]

okay, cool. you might be wasting your time. he might not even show up.

<oliver>

[catphishing]

He'll show up.
He's obviously into you.

Re: <oliver>

[fourthsaken]

you really think so?

<oliver>

[catphishing]

I do.

<jaded>

[fourthsaken]

it's stupid, but i really, really hope this isn't a disaster.

<oliver>

[catphishing]

It's not stupid.
Everyone wants dates to go well.
Especially their first one.
This is special!

<jaded>

[fourthsaken]

omg, don't call it special. then if it all fails, it'll feel worse.

<oliver>

[catphishing]

OK.
I'm sorry.
I'm excited for you, but I'll try to tone it down.

<jaded>

[fourthsaken]

thank you. don't make me regret picking you instead of soeki.

<oliver>

[catphishing]

I'll try not to.

<jaded>

[fourthsaken]

and thanks for helping me and not like, laughing or whatever.

<oliver>

[catphishing]

Of course I didn't laugh.
I'm happy for you.

<jaded>

[fourthsaken]

thanks.