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Oliver Hampton ([personal profile] catphishing) wrote2015-12-04 04:51 pm

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<oliver> So this is my private channel.
<oliver> Talk to me?


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fourthsaken: by <user name="batman"> (I would be free.)

[personal profile] fourthsaken 2017-10-15 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
he is. i still can't believe he actually likes me.
fourthsaken: by <user name="batman"> (I bet I could buy a helicopter!)

[personal profile] fourthsaken 2017-10-15 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
did soeki have to convince you of that?
fourthsaken: (pic#3527454)

[personal profile] fourthsaken 2017-10-15 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
shit, i didn't mean it like that. i mean, did soeki convince you that you were worth liking? or was it someone else? or did you never think you weren't. you probably never did. i'm just fucked up.
fourthsaken: by <user name="batman"> (before you remember)

[personal profile] fourthsaken 2017-10-15 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
you're married. how can you feel like soeki's out of your league?
fourthsaken: by <user name="batman"> (I think I've got fireflies)

[personal profile] fourthsaken 2017-10-15 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
dude, i love soeki, but come on. he barely knows how to dress himself. he tells the worst jokes and thinks they're actually funny. he's just as sappy as you are. he knocks over trash cans for fun. he asked you to move in with him by giving you dog slippers. he's really not cooler or hotter or more popular than you are.
fourthsaken: by <user name="batman"> (life let me down)

[personal profile] fourthsaken 2017-10-15 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
oh. i hoped it was just me. i wish it was just me. it's a shitty feeling.
fourthsaken: by <user name="batman"> (I love you the way a knife loves a heart)

[personal profile] fourthsaken 2017-10-15 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah. bert does that all the time.