IC Contact [ryslig]

[catphishing]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, OLIVER. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 142.58.303.67 *** oliver has joined 142.58.303.67 <oliver> So this is my private channel. <oliver> Talk to me?

Current Usernames

<trashpanda>
<mothman>
<oliver>
<deBricassart> (anon)

Former Usernames

<creepypasta>

Throwaways

<zx01r3z>
<tfk>

Changeling Throwaways

Comments

[fourthsaken]

it was fine. i don't mind giving you guys your privacy whenever you want it.

[catphishing]

Thanks.
And you know we will if you need it?

[They might mind it a little, but she has every right to it that they do.]

[fourthsaken]

omg, shut up.

[catphishing]

I'm just saying. It's your home too.
You have as much right to privacy as we do.

[fourthsaken]

you'd seriously be cool with that?

[catphishing]

I can be cool.
Soeki doesn't have exclusive rights to that.

[fourthsaken]

you're actually way cooler than he is about bert. congrats.

[catphishing]

In fairness I don't have a massive grudge against vampires.

[fourthsaken]

do you really think he'd be much better if bert wasn't a vampire?

[catphishing]

A little better.
I think he'd still be protective, but he really doesn't like vampires.

[fourthsaken]

yeah.

i didn't do it on purpose, you know. i wasn't looking for a vampire boyfriend or whatever.

[catphishing]

We know that.
He seems nice anyway. I like him.

[fourthsaken]

you do? really?

[catphishing]

Why wouldn't I?

[fourthsaken]

i dunno. i was just worried you guys would hate him.

[catphishing]

I don't hate him. He seems like a nice guy.

[fourthsaken]

he is. i still can't believe he actually likes me.

[catphishing]

If he ever manages to convince you you're worth liking he's a keeper.

[fourthsaken]

did soeki have to convince you of that?

[catphishing]

What does Soeki have to do with it?

[fourthsaken]

shit, i didn't mean it like that. i mean, did soeki convince you that you were worth liking? or was it someone else? or did you never think you weren't. you probably never did. i'm just fucked up.

[catphishing]

That's not fucked up.
Sometimes I still wonder how a guy like Soeki ended up with someone like me.
I don't think I've ever dated a guy where I didn't feel like he was way out of my league at least sometimes.

[fourthsaken]

you're married. how can you feel like soeki's out of your league?

[catphishing]

He's cool and hot and popular.
It's not like I think he's unobtainable or that I'm going to lose him. I know he loves me.
Sometimes it just seems kind of weird that it happened in the first place.

[fourthsaken]

dude, i love soeki, but come on. he barely knows how to dress himself. he tells the worst jokes and thinks they're actually funny. he's just as sappy as you are. he knocks over trash cans for fun. he asked you to move in with him by giving you dog slippers. he's really not cooler or hotter or more popular than you are.