IC Contact [ryslig]

[catphishing]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, OLIVER. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 142.58.303.67 *** oliver has joined 142.58.303.67 <oliver> So this is my private channel. <oliver> Talk to me?

Current Usernames

<trashpanda>
<mothman>
<oliver>
<deBricassart> (anon)

Former Usernames

<creepypasta>

Throwaways

<zx01r3z>
<tfk>

Changeling Throwaways

Comments

[catphishing]

We're on our honeymoon. We're allowed.

[fourthsaken]

you say that like you guys aren't always that bad. it's not like you're gonna stop when you get home.

[catphishing]

LOL, trust me. We're way worse out here.

[fourthsaken]

i don't wanna know.

maybe one family vacation a year is enough.

[catphishing]

Family vacations are different. We wouldn't be that bad.

[fourthsaken]

i know, i know. but this is totally why i left you guys alone on valentine's day...

[catphishing]

We would have been good. Or just got a hotel room.
You know you could have come home if you wanted.

[fourthsaken]

it was fine. i don't mind giving you guys your privacy whenever you want it.

[catphishing]

Thanks.
And you know we will if you need it?

[They might mind it a little, but she has every right to it that they do.]

[fourthsaken]

omg, shut up.

[catphishing]

I'm just saying. It's your home too.
You have as much right to privacy as we do.

[fourthsaken]

you'd seriously be cool with that?

[catphishing]

I can be cool.
Soeki doesn't have exclusive rights to that.

[fourthsaken]

you're actually way cooler than he is about bert. congrats.

[catphishing]

In fairness I don't have a massive grudge against vampires.

[fourthsaken]

do you really think he'd be much better if bert wasn't a vampire?

[catphishing]

A little better.
I think he'd still be protective, but he really doesn't like vampires.

[fourthsaken]

yeah.

i didn't do it on purpose, you know. i wasn't looking for a vampire boyfriend or whatever.

[catphishing]

We know that.
He seems nice anyway. I like him.

[fourthsaken]

you do? really?

[catphishing]

Why wouldn't I?

[fourthsaken]

i dunno. i was just worried you guys would hate him.

[catphishing]

I don't hate him. He seems like a nice guy.

[fourthsaken]

he is. i still can't believe he actually likes me.

[catphishing]

If he ever manages to convince you you're worth liking he's a keeper.