IC Contact [ryslig]

[catphishing]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, OLIVER. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 142.58.303.67 *** oliver has joined 142.58.303.67 <oliver> So this is my private channel. <oliver> Talk to me?

Current Usernames

<trashpanda>
<mothman>
<oliver>
<deBricassart> (anon)

Former Usernames

<creepypasta>

Throwaways

<zx01r3z>
<tfk>

Changeling Throwaways

Comments

[catphishing]

There's got to be someone out there who's nice.
Maybe you should host a youth night at Pandemonium or something.

Come with us next time.
We're already talking about coming back here.

[fourthsaken]

that was percy's thing, not mine. i've got susan but... bert is like her family, it'd be weird to talk to her about it.

really? that'd be so awesome.

[catphishing]

It couldn't be your thing now?

Sure! It would be like a family vacation.

[fourthsaken]

maybe. i'll think about it.

cool. i'd like that.

[It's several minutes before another message shows up.]

i haven't been on a family vacation in like, years. last one was before my mom died.

[catphishing]

I haven't been on one in a while either.
Next year.
It'll just be me, you, and Soeki.

[fourthsaken]

maybe we should all ask mana for a boat. then we could go all the time.

[catphishing]

Would you really want to be stuck on an island with us that often?

[fourthsaken]

not if you guys are gonna spend the whole time doing sappy couple shit. that's totally what you're spending the whole time doing, isn't it?

[catphishing]

We're on our honeymoon. We're allowed.

[fourthsaken]

you say that like you guys aren't always that bad. it's not like you're gonna stop when you get home.

[catphishing]

LOL, trust me. We're way worse out here.

[fourthsaken]

i don't wanna know.

maybe one family vacation a year is enough.

[catphishing]

Family vacations are different. We wouldn't be that bad.

[fourthsaken]

i know, i know. but this is totally why i left you guys alone on valentine's day...

[catphishing]

We would have been good. Or just got a hotel room.
You know you could have come home if you wanted.

[fourthsaken]

it was fine. i don't mind giving you guys your privacy whenever you want it.

[catphishing]

Thanks.
And you know we will if you need it?

[They might mind it a little, but she has every right to it that they do.]

[fourthsaken]

omg, shut up.

[catphishing]

I'm just saying. It's your home too.
You have as much right to privacy as we do.

[fourthsaken]

you'd seriously be cool with that?

[catphishing]

I can be cool.
Soeki doesn't have exclusive rights to that.

[fourthsaken]

you're actually way cooler than he is about bert. congrats.

[catphishing]

In fairness I don't have a massive grudge against vampires.

[fourthsaken]

do you really think he'd be much better if bert wasn't a vampire?

[catphishing]

A little better.
I think he'd still be protective, but he really doesn't like vampires.