IC Contact [ryslig]

[catphishing]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, OLIVER. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 142.58.303.67 *** oliver has joined 142.58.303.67 <oliver> So this is my private channel. <oliver> Talk to me?

Current Usernames

<trashpanda>
<mothman>
<oliver>
<deBricassart> (anon)

Former Usernames

<creepypasta>

Throwaways

<zx01r3z>
<tfk>

Changeling Throwaways

Comments

[fourthsaken]

you were annoyed? why?

yeah, maybe, but we talked about all this shit before bert and i started dating. it was just like, hypothetical back then.

[catphishing]

He doesn't need to do the TMI thing with you.
You're only 18. We're in our 30s.
And you're family.
You really don't need to know about that part of our relationship.

Sorry. He's really not being that bad about it though.
I won't tell him anything else.

[fourthsaken]

i really, really need to make some friends my own age.

thanks. i'm glad he's not freaking out too much.

[catphishing]

Yeah, you do.
Just not Robbie or Draco.

He's surprisingly fine.
I think Tunn's put him in a good mood.

[Or, you know, that they just got married.]

[fourthsaken]

this is why i don't have many friends my age. they're all dicks.

that's good. i'm glad you guys are having fun.

[catphishing]

There's got to be someone out there who's nice.
Maybe you should host a youth night at Pandemonium or something.

Come with us next time.
We're already talking about coming back here.

[fourthsaken]

that was percy's thing, not mine. i've got susan but... bert is like her family, it'd be weird to talk to her about it.

really? that'd be so awesome.

[catphishing]

It couldn't be your thing now?

Sure! It would be like a family vacation.

[fourthsaken]

maybe. i'll think about it.

cool. i'd like that.

[It's several minutes before another message shows up.]

i haven't been on a family vacation in like, years. last one was before my mom died.

[catphishing]

I haven't been on one in a while either.
Next year.
It'll just be me, you, and Soeki.

[fourthsaken]

maybe we should all ask mana for a boat. then we could go all the time.

[catphishing]

Would you really want to be stuck on an island with us that often?

[fourthsaken]

not if you guys are gonna spend the whole time doing sappy couple shit. that's totally what you're spending the whole time doing, isn't it?

[catphishing]

We're on our honeymoon. We're allowed.

[fourthsaken]

you say that like you guys aren't always that bad. it's not like you're gonna stop when you get home.

[catphishing]

LOL, trust me. We're way worse out here.

[fourthsaken]

i don't wanna know.

maybe one family vacation a year is enough.

[catphishing]

Family vacations are different. We wouldn't be that bad.

[fourthsaken]

i know, i know. but this is totally why i left you guys alone on valentine's day...

[catphishing]

We would have been good. Or just got a hotel room.
You know you could have come home if you wanted.

[fourthsaken]

it was fine. i don't mind giving you guys your privacy whenever you want it.

[catphishing]

Thanks.
And you know we will if you need it?

[They might mind it a little, but she has every right to it that they do.]

[fourthsaken]

omg, shut up.

[catphishing]

I'm just saying. It's your home too.
You have as much right to privacy as we do.

[fourthsaken]

you'd seriously be cool with that?