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what? i don't know. he said he couldn't anymore bc he's dead but like, so many people here are dead and I doubt it's as big of an issue as he thinks.

i know, but it's still weird. do you know how weird it is to grow up here? i'm 18, but i didn't get to do like, the normal stuff you're supposed to do before you turn 18 because I was trapped at mga and trapped here. and there's nothing normal about my life here. i owned two businesses before I even went on a real date.

I think he'll know if it's an issue, Jade.

[This conversation is terrible. He's cringing as he types.]

Yeah, that's pretty weird. But you still don't need to rush yourself.
You only get to have your first time once. Don't make it something you'll regret.

Soeki says hi BTW.
(Don't worry, he can't see this.)

[at least they can agree on the terribleness of the conversation.]

omg, shut up.

i know, i know. don't worry. i'm not going to do anything i don't want to do.

soeki knows you're talking to me? does he know what we're talking about?

It's not my fault. He could tell I was annoyed with him.

Doesn't he already know you were going to talk to me about this anyway?

you were annoyed? why?

yeah, maybe, but we talked about all this shit before bert and i started dating. it was just like, hypothetical back then.

He doesn't need to do the TMI thing with you.
You're only 18. We're in our 30s.
And you're family.
You really don't need to know about that part of our relationship.

Sorry. He's really not being that bad about it though.
I won't tell him anything else.

i really, really need to make some friends my own age.

thanks. i'm glad he's not freaking out too much.

Yeah, you do.
Just not Robbie or Draco.

He's surprisingly fine.
I think Tunn's put him in a good mood.

[Or, you know, that they just got married.]

this is why i don't have many friends my age. they're all dicks.

that's good. i'm glad you guys are having fun.

There's got to be someone out there who's nice.
Maybe you should host a youth night at Pandemonium or something.

Come with us next time.
We're already talking about coming back here.

that was percy's thing, not mine. i've got susan but... bert is like her family, it'd be weird to talk to her about it.

really? that'd be so awesome.

It couldn't be your thing now?

Sure! It would be like a family vacation.

maybe. i'll think about it.

cool. i'd like that.

[It's several minutes before another message shows up.]

i haven't been on a family vacation in like, years. last one was before my mom died.