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[catphishing]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, OLIVER. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 142.58.303.67 *** oliver has joined 142.58.303.67 <oliver> So this is my private channel. <oliver> Talk to me?

Current Usernames

<trashpanda>
<mothman>
<oliver>
<deBricassart> (anon)

Former Usernames

<creepypasta>

Throwaways

<zx01r3z>
<tfk>

Changeling Throwaways

Comments

[catphishing]

Really not normal.
I don't think I'd have thought of it.

But good. You don't need to freak out or anything.
Its just not what most people would think of as sex.

[fourthsaken]

it's not like i have anything to compare it to. i've never had normal sex.

[catphishing]

Which is why you should be taking your time with him.

Kissing is doable.
I promise.
You might just need practice.

[fourthsaken]

how many times are you going to make me say i'm taking my time?

okay. that's. good to know.

would it be weird to still invite him over when you guys aren't here? just to like, hang out?

[catphishing]

You were the one just freaking out about whether he'd think you didn't like him if you didn't.

You can still invite him.
You don't need our permission to have your boyfriend over.

[fourthsaken]

that's not why i was freaking out. bert and i have already talked about this shit. i know he's not gonna dump me bc i'm not ready to have sex yet. he has vampire issues to deal with too, apparently.

don't tell him or soeki i told you that.

i was freaking out because i should have thought of having him spend the night. i should be ready.

also ftr, i'm never planning on asking permission before having bert over. it's not like you guys are my parents, god.

[catphishing]

Issues like what? Does he get blood lust?

You don't need to be ready.
There's no set time for when you should be ready.

[fourthsaken]

what? i don't know. he said he couldn't anymore bc he's dead but like, so many people here are dead and I doubt it's as big of an issue as he thinks.

i know, but it's still weird. do you know how weird it is to grow up here? i'm 18, but i didn't get to do like, the normal stuff you're supposed to do before you turn 18 because I was trapped at mga and trapped here. and there's nothing normal about my life here. i owned two businesses before I even went on a real date.

[catphishing]

I think he'll know if it's an issue, Jade.

[This conversation is terrible. He's cringing as he types.]

Yeah, that's pretty weird. But you still don't need to rush yourself.
You only get to have your first time once. Don't make it something you'll regret.

Soeki says hi BTW.
(Don't worry, he can't see this.)

[fourthsaken]

[at least they can agree on the terribleness of the conversation.]

omg, shut up.

i know, i know. don't worry. i'm not going to do anything i don't want to do.

soeki knows you're talking to me? does he know what we're talking about?

[catphishing]

It's not my fault. He could tell I was annoyed with him.

Doesn't he already know you were going to talk to me about this anyway?

[fourthsaken]

you were annoyed? why?

yeah, maybe, but we talked about all this shit before bert and i started dating. it was just like, hypothetical back then.

[catphishing]

He doesn't need to do the TMI thing with you.
You're only 18. We're in our 30s.
And you're family.
You really don't need to know about that part of our relationship.

Sorry. He's really not being that bad about it though.
I won't tell him anything else.

[fourthsaken]

i really, really need to make some friends my own age.

thanks. i'm glad he's not freaking out too much.

[catphishing]

Yeah, you do.
Just not Robbie or Draco.

He's surprisingly fine.
I think Tunn's put him in a good mood.

[Or, you know, that they just got married.]

[fourthsaken]

this is why i don't have many friends my age. they're all dicks.

that's good. i'm glad you guys are having fun.

[catphishing]

There's got to be someone out there who's nice.
Maybe you should host a youth night at Pandemonium or something.

Come with us next time.
We're already talking about coming back here.

[fourthsaken]

that was percy's thing, not mine. i've got susan but... bert is like her family, it'd be weird to talk to her about it.

really? that'd be so awesome.

[catphishing]

It couldn't be your thing now?

Sure! It would be like a family vacation.

[fourthsaken]

maybe. i'll think about it.

cool. i'd like that.

[It's several minutes before another message shows up.]

i haven't been on a family vacation in like, years. last one was before my mom died.

[catphishing]

I haven't been on one in a while either.
Next year.
It'll just be me, you, and Soeki.

[fourthsaken]

maybe we should all ask mana for a boat. then we could go all the time.

[catphishing]

Would you really want to be stuck on an island with us that often?

[fourthsaken]

not if you guys are gonna spend the whole time doing sappy couple shit. that's totally what you're spending the whole time doing, isn't it?

[catphishing]

We're on our honeymoon. We're allowed.