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[catphishing]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, OLIVER. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 142.58.303.67 *** oliver has joined 142.58.303.67 <oliver> So this is my private channel. <oliver> Talk to me?

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<trashpanda>
<mothman>
<oliver>
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Former Usernames

<creepypasta>

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<zx01r3z>
<tfk>

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[fourthsaken]

[One morning when Oliver and Soeki are still on their island honeymoon and Jade is 99% certain Soeki is still asleep, Oliver will get a message.]

i need to ask you something, but you have to promise you won't be weird about it.

also, hope you guys are having fun.

<oliver>

[catphishing]

Of course not. Why would I be weird?

We're having a good time. You should come out here sometime. It's really nice.

[fourthsaken]

bc it's gonna be a weird question. trust me.

soeki said that even when you were a shade you still figured out how to kiss him and stuff. how?

(he also said you didn't have like any issues with it until pants came off which was both too much information AND weird bc isn't your sexiversary in june? you were still a shade last june.)

[catphishing]

Oh my god.

You need to stop letting Soeki talk to you about this stuff.

[fourthsaken]

who else am i supposed to talk to?

you get weird. i knew you would.

[catphishing]

How am I being weird? He's the one who keeps oversharing. I know you didn't want him to tell you about our sex life either.

[fourthsaken]

omg, stop. i don't want to hear more about your sex life. i just wanna know how you were like, able to have one. i haven't even tried kissing bert except when I was a human with the cure bc i know i'm gonna turn all shadowy. it sucks.

[catphishing]

Sorry...

Kissing isn't that hard.
It's just not always as easy to enjoy it as it is for most people because you have to focus so much on what you're doing.

Is Bert staying over while we're gone?

[He already regrets this question, but he still had to ask...]

[fourthsaken]

what? no. shit, is that bad? is it weird that i didn't ask him to stay over? was he expecting that? oh my god, i should have thought of that... he probably thinks i'm like, not even interested now...

[catphishing]

It's not bad! He won't think you're not interested.

Please don't ask him just because you think you should. Sleep won't be the only thing he expects.

[fourthsaken]

i know that! i'm not a complete idiot.

[catphishing]

Do you want that?

[fourthsaken]

i don't know.

and it doesn't really matter because i can't because i'm stuck as a fucking shade again.

[catphishing]

It matters.

Focus on kissing him for now. You shouldn't rush yourself.

Then if you decide you want to try I'll tell you how we got around the shade issue.

[fourthsaken]

i swear i'm not gonna rush into anything. i told you we've barely even made out, just for like the first day I got the cure before it fucked me up.

but you're not messing with me, right? there's a way to work around the shade thing when i'm ready?

[catphishing]

I wouldn't lie about that.

But you need to know what we did isn't exactly normal sex.

[fourthsaken]

how not normal was it?

[catphishing]

Really not normal.
I don't think I'd have thought of it.

But good. You don't need to freak out or anything.
Its just not what most people would think of as sex.

[fourthsaken]

it's not like i have anything to compare it to. i've never had normal sex.

[catphishing]

Which is why you should be taking your time with him.

Kissing is doable.
I promise.
You might just need practice.

[fourthsaken]

how many times are you going to make me say i'm taking my time?

okay. that's. good to know.

would it be weird to still invite him over when you guys aren't here? just to like, hang out?

[catphishing]

You were the one just freaking out about whether he'd think you didn't like him if you didn't.

You can still invite him.
You don't need our permission to have your boyfriend over.

[fourthsaken]

that's not why i was freaking out. bert and i have already talked about this shit. i know he's not gonna dump me bc i'm not ready to have sex yet. he has vampire issues to deal with too, apparently.

don't tell him or soeki i told you that.

i was freaking out because i should have thought of having him spend the night. i should be ready.

also ftr, i'm never planning on asking permission before having bert over. it's not like you guys are my parents, god.

[catphishing]

Issues like what? Does he get blood lust?

You don't need to be ready.
There's no set time for when you should be ready.

[fourthsaken]

what? i don't know. he said he couldn't anymore bc he's dead but like, so many people here are dead and I doubt it's as big of an issue as he thinks.

i know, but it's still weird. do you know how weird it is to grow up here? i'm 18, but i didn't get to do like, the normal stuff you're supposed to do before you turn 18 because I was trapped at mga and trapped here. and there's nothing normal about my life here. i owned two businesses before I even went on a real date.